Original Jologs
Bago ang jejemon ay may mga jologs. Sabi nila ang jologs daw ay nagmula sa isang baduy na disco na pagaari or co-owned ni Edu Manzano. Kung totoo nga na part owner si Edu ng disco na ito, sa sobrang baduy ayaw niyang aminin dahil masisira ang imahe niya. Ang pangalan ng disco na ito ay "Jaloux." Ang mga patrons ng disco na ito ay mga feeling at kupal na social climbers na akala nila "in" sila, pero baduy pa rin pala. Kaya uso noon ang mag asaran kagaya nito - "Wow, John nagpupunta ka pala sa Jaloux. John Jaloux ka pala." "Oh ang Jah-luk naman." Hanggang sa naging "Jah-loog" and eventually naging jologs.
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Sabi naman ng iba ang jologs daw ay dahil sa mga hiphop. Ang mga hiphop kasi nagsusuot ng maluluwag na pantalon na laging nahuhulog. Kaya ang mga hiphop ay tinawag na hulog, dahil sa nahuhulog ang pantalon. Later ang hulog, naging julog. Tapos naging jologs.
Pero ang totoong origin ng salitang jologs ay nagmula sa pagkain.
Kasikatan ng tapsilog. Tapa, sinangag at itlog. Pagkain ito ng mga mahihirap. Parang jollyjeep lang ito na karinderya. Pumatok talaga dahil bukod sa catchy na pangalan na madaling tandaan, masarap at mura pa. Kaya mga trabahador tapsilog ang kinakain. Mabilis pa lutuin. Bukod sa tapsilog, meron din DIYOLOG. Dilis, tuyo at itlog. Ito ay kinakain ng mga jeepney drivers, barkers (mga taga tawag ng pasahero sa paradahan ng jeep), tricycle drivers, travajadors at sari-saring masa.
Tapos niyan yung mga tarantadong mga estudyante ng Ateneo na mga matapobre at mapagmataas, binansagan nila ang mga mahihirap na mga jologs. Kumalat sa Ateneo yan. Tinatawag nilang jologs yung mga sikyu at janitor sa eskwela nila. Hanggang sa kumalat sa buong Maynila ang salita na yan. Tapos biglang sumikat si Jolina Magdangal at may isang baklang gossip columnist na nagbansag na jologs ang mga fans ni Jolina. Then kumalat hanggang sa naging loose ang meaning at lahat na lang ng baduy ay tinatawag na jologs. Hindi tuloy bumenta ang combo na diyolog sa mga karinderya kasi nahihiya kumain ang mga pobre nito. Baka sila maliitin.
Dami talagang tarantado sa atin ano? Putanginang yan kagaya na lang ng na-witness ko noon sa concert ng Sandwich. Uso kasi ang batohan ng bote ng mineral water sa mga rock concerts. Noon nga sa Eraserheads concert noong 1998 para sa album nila na Sticker Happy na ginanap sa Cuneta Astrodome ang daming nagliliparang mga bote kapag tinutugtog na yung mga hits nila. Ang gandang tingnan. Kailangan alerto ka kung hindi mapupukulan ka ng bote sa ulo. Maduduling ka sa galit gusto mo suntukin ang bumato sa iyo pero hindi mo naman alam kung sino.
Eh yun nakita ko noon sa concert ng Sandwich may nambato ng bote sa bassist nila na si Myrene Academia eh asawa yun ni Raymund Marasigan. Nakita "daw" niya kung sino bumato kaya kinuha niya yung mic, ni-single out yung nambato kuno at ni-lead yung crowd sa pagsigaw ng jologs para mapahiya at manliit yung kawawang gago na fans nila na bumibili ng album nila at nagpupunta sa concert nila para naman may pambili siya ng mga maluluwag na pantalon at may pambili siya ng makakain ng pamilya niya. Gago rin ano?
Yung gagong Marc Abaya naman na matapobre rin, nakita ko noon sa NU Pocket Concert pinagmumura niya yung mga fans nila. May grupo ng mga mukhang skwater na magugulo sa gitna ng moshpit. Eh napatid sila sa wire kaya naputol yung sound nila, naudlot yung pagkanta niya feel na feel niya pa naman yung pagkanta. Kupal kumanta yun eh akala mo kung sino may papikit-pikit pa ng mata tapos kunwari pinupunit niya damit niya. Kala mo sexy putanginang laki naman ng bilbil putanginang gago ka. Kaya naudlot siya, halos maduling siya sa inis kaya pinagdiskitahan niya yung mga jologs na nakita niya. Minura-mura niya akala niya siya nagpapakain sa mga tarantadong mga patay-gutom na yun. "Putangina niyooooooooo! Mga Jologs kayo!" Tapos biglang natauhan, humingi ng paumanhin. Gago talaga. Pinakaplastic na apology na nakita ko talaga. Mas ok pa nga mag sorry si Satanas kumpara sa putanginang gago na yun.
At yan po ang origins ng salitang jologs.
You're welcome.
likas sa mga pinoy monkey pride na mapangmataas..lalo tong mga social climber na kala mo kung sino..Yung mga makikitid na utak..
ReplyDeleteang sakit ng mga pinoy. hahaha. matetrace mo yan sa mga ninuno natin.
DeleteOo naman, parang mga OFW ganiyan din nagkaroon lang konting pera ang yayabang na Ayala mo sina Ayala Zobel na pag umuwi dito sa Pinas.
Deleteclocks, gawa ka naman ng article nung pang aabuso sa Sabah at yung sa pilipino na nangangarap maging Pope at epekto nito sa pinas
ReplyDeleteporket nag cocommute ka yuck..porket sa ordinary ka lang nasakay yuck..Pumasok ka sa ateneo o lasalle naka Isuzu hilander lang...Cheap na tingin sayo...tangke o loco lang katapat ng mga maangas na kotse nila iyak mga yan...
ReplyDeleteNakakabawas daw ng dignidad ang pag cocommute para sakanilang pananaw!
Wow, and what has this to do with the Ateneo or Ateneans for that matter?
ReplyDeleteEnvious much that you didn't make the cut at Loyola or worse didn't have the money to be educated at the only school that matters in the Philippines?
I don't get it why so many people try so hard to put my school down and yet they fail so miserably. Worse of all is that while they badmouth Ateneo deep down inside they dream of sending their kids to my school. Why? Because they know that their kids will have a better chance of landing a high-paying job here in the Philippines and that their kids will have an overall better life than them.
Jesus, its not Ateneo's problem that you schmucks and losers went to a shithole school or a diploma mill.
Maybe the author has had a bad experience with people that came from that school. We all know that there are bad apples everywhere, and there's no place that doesn't have one no matter how highly-regard that place is..But I also don't get the generalization and selective attack on Ateneo/Ateneans in this article, that is just an outrage fad waiting to happen. But then again, he's entitled to his opinion and we're entitled to ours. Maybe in this case, there were some people who came from that school who were just pretty arrogant and had this misguided pride together with a sense of entitlement just because they were from that school but then again, in every school...there's always someone or a group of people who are like that.
DeleteSome people are truly blessed to just have just about almost everything, if you were the lucky one then I'm happy for you, but there's an awful lot out there that doesn't have the means to send their children there, so yeah maybe envy could be a separate issue. But if you're saying that's the only school that matters then..what about the other schools? I think saying that is just too much...I believe every school here matters as long as they provide enough education to everyone that can avail it so that everyone can compete and at least level the playing field. It's their problem now if they can't.
I also don't get that, again with the selective attack to Ateneo. But, it's not really everybody's dream to send their kids to Ateneo, if we're just about to judge people by what school they came from and hire them just because of that then there really is something wrong with our system here. Skills and credentials go hand in hand, but credentials alone is only enough to get your foot to the door. Any diploma is simply just another paper once a person has acquired the necessary skills, experience and attitude for any job ahead, it is a good addition though but that's not enough to prove someone's worth and qualifications. Some people abroad even burned their diplomas because even if they went to a prestigious school they couldn't get a decent job since they used the logic of "I-came-from-this-prestigious-university-give-me-a-high-paying-decent-job-with-good-benefits"..kindly google that for examples.
Yeah, it's not Ateneo's problem..and it's not your problem either. Some people just study for the sake of grades but not for learning. It's still all about the student, some people who has had greater success were college dropouts to be honest but then again that does NOT apply to everyone.
O STFU, keep it real and layoff all that Ateneo hating.
DeleteI bet you, if we do a survey in the Philippines and ask people "if you had the means, where will you send your child to school?" No doubt ATENEO will be the top answer.
Don't try to make sweet lemons out of other schools and universities. Everyone knows Ateneo is the gold standard in the Philippines.
You want confident and competent managers? Ateneo produces them everyday.
Typical pinoy trash and crab mentality at its best.
ReplyDeleteTrying to bring down Ateneans out of plain envy and a false sense of accomplishment just because they're OFWs. Please.
Newly grads from Ateneo need not go abroad because they can easily earn more than what an OFW from a two bit school will make. Not to mention that the jobs awaiting Ateneans here in Manila don't involved scrubbing one's arse or giving some old fag a shower or worse dancing naked in front of an audience.
Just because OFWs are suddenly earning "some" money doesn't make them successful. There's a reason why they went abroad and that's not because they're skilled, simply put they are economic refugees here who can't hack it out with the best and brightest not to mention Ateneans.
I dare you to mention which school you graduated from, I bet if its not a diploma mill in Manila its a two bit institution in the province.
Ateneo is the best and you guys are just mad because you're parents didn't have the means to send you there.
Now go back to your blue collar jobs in the 1st world losers.
I guess going by what you said, since I think you vilify those OFW's that send out those remittances which kind of help your proud economy in which your government proudly touts it anytime they can I guess it's time for them to stop doing that.. I think this country will still be alright because they can go into debt like what the other countries are doing and maybe it's time for other people to die out or just kill each other for employment. Oh wait, we're still in debt..=)) I've been to places in Imperial Manila where it's not what you know but who you know..wow..so much for that.
ReplyDeleteYeah it's true, you may not need to go abroad but I just hope that your circumstances in life will remain perfect. Don't worry at least we can also take care of ourselves and our families. I have nothing against Ateneans but you seem to have something against OFW's, I guess the word 'sacrifice' is only a lexicon term for you..but then again yeah..you'll never know because you were never there but that is ok. You don't need to, because you're the best right? The best seeks no more improvement I guess.
" There's a reason why they went abroad and that's not because they're skilled, simply put they are economic refugees here who can't hack it out with the best and brightest not to mention Ateneans."
Then how come there's a brain drain that's going in your proud country? Have you even tried to reach out to those who couldn't even get a piece of your Atenean wisdom? You're only looking at the skilled workers when it comes to OFW's, keep in mind that there are professionals as well, that's how lowly you think of such..I guess you were born in the upper class of society, well good for you.
People make choices out of their own free will. Blue collar jobs..wow..aren't you being 'matapobre' by that? No wonder the author is mad at you because of how you reacted...maybe you wouldn't react like this if the author didn't manage to write this article and yet he did.
--I don't even feel the need of using colorful language and yet you're the one doing so, I should've known..you represent the same thing that you resent.
Sapul bro. Spot on. Mga matapobre yan. Im coming out with an article that will delve deeply into the matter in a couple of days time.
DeleteWow this article of mine has really hit a nerve hey? I have more in store for you crappy ateneans. You are the scums that made this country a joke.
ReplyDeleteWait ka lang.
ReplyDeleteJust want to ask to those Ateneans how much will those big corporations(ABS-CBN, San Miguel, Philex Mining,, Globe, Smart, etc.) ang kayang ipasweldo sa isang Ordinaryong PRC Board Passer na Engineer kumpara sa Saudi?
Sasabihin ninyo na Mayabang kami pagdating namin sa Pinas, Eh kaya bang Ipasweldo ni AYALA, LOPEZ, SY, GOKONGWEI,MVP etc. etc. ang TAX FREE SR 8,000. Saudi Riyals Isang Buwan?! at may Company car na JEEP CHEROKEE LIBERTY 2012 MODEL pa? De kotse nga kayo dyan sa Ateneo pero sa MGA ERPATS ninyo yang Asian Car:-)!
Punta tayo sa BINIBINI, AIR FORCE ONE, PEGASUS or Kahit sa FLIGHT 168 SPA.....Labas tayo ng CASH, VISA Credit Card & AMERICAN EXPRESS...Kaya din namain orderin yung mga Inoorder ng mga OLIGARCH(from your school) din dun:-)! Bakit Ateneo? parang Di mo ma-accept na may nakaka-afford din ibang tao sa Trip mo? Nacoconscious or Naiirita ka sa mga OFW coz kaya din namin Kumain ng Kinakain mo?!
Whew! may nag say na:
"because you're parents didn't have the means to send you there."
Bro, Kasalanan pala ng mga POBRENG magulang ninyo kung baket kayo hindi nakapag aral dun Ateneo eh! Hindi Tulad nung mga RICH CHINESE PARENTS ng mga Atenista... hahahahaha (Sino kaya Matapobre dito)
Alam Mo Ateneo, Yung Education mo ay DESIGN SA PAGIGING EMPLEYADO SA MAKATI.... Kaya tingnan mo Lahat ng INDIO na Tinuturuan mo ay walang laman ang isip kungdi Maging Manager sa "Corporate Ladder" at "Magkano Sweldo"....
Ganito, Lets Just lay down the Payslip of an OFW na graduate kamo sa WANBOL University at ang isang ATENEAN MAKATI PAYSLIP? kayo ang humusga kung bakit kamo "naghuhukay ng langis ang mga OFW sa Disyerto" na Bansag ninyo sa amin dyan sa Ateneo(Partida pa na kayo pa ang "Preferred" na mga HR dyan sa Pinas).
totoo naman sinasabi niya eh? sapul ka di ba?
Deletehindi ako atenista ha, pero ang hirap sa ating mga pinoy may makita lang na mas maganda buhay sa kanila eh kung hindi pilit na ginagaya eh sinisiraan naman.
wala ka ng magagawa, kaya nga marami ring nag OOFW dahil iyung P100K-P200K na kinikita nila sa ibang bansa eh starting lang ng mga atenistang management trainees dito sa pinas.
yan ang katotohanan.
habang buhay ka bang magiging OFW? uuwi ka rin dito sa pinas at kung hindi makapagnegosyo eh balik hirap ka ulit. eh ang mga atenista?
Hahahahaha you people have so much envy :)
ReplyDeleteAteneo all the way! OBF!
BTW, it's you're welcome...not "your welcome" yes, i am a grammar Nazi.
ReplyDeleteBobo yun i mo dapat capital. Wala punctuation pa. At yung yes mo dapat capital y. Kaso hindi ka marunong gumamit ng punctuation. Bobo.
DeleteGrammatical Pedantry Syndrome; a “new” form (by “new”, I mean it’s a new idea thought of by scientists) of OCD that causes people who have it to be disturbed by grammatical and spelling errors to the point where they must correct them.
DeleteSomeone fell into a trap. ;)) So much for your English Major...=))
sino ang binansagang jologs?
ReplyDeleteTerm yan na ginagamit sa mga mahihirap na pa trending noong 2001.
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