Philippines - Taiwan Match Ends With a Draw

The Philippines thank their lucky stars as they walk away with a draw vs Taiwan after trailing for 41 minutes. They equalize on injury time. This writer is still wiping tears from his eyes. And nearly fell off his seat.
Ian Araneta scores the equalizer in the 90th minute. Phil Younghusband header from a set piece hits the post and a mad scamble inside the pitch ensues when it finds the magical boots of Ian Araneta, who wasted no time in whacking the ball in the goal.

Philippines lose to Hong Kong U23

The Philippines lost yesterday to the Hong Kong U23 squad 4-2. The loss was a bit baffling because the Philippines had an 85% possession in the game and had more shots on goal. Hong Kong proved to be more clinical finishers by scoring 2 goals before HT, and 2 more in the last 15 minutes of the match.

Phil Younghusband had a chance to give the lead to the Philippines when he found himself 1-1 with the keeper, but his chip shot was sweeped off by a defender. Had he scored he would have had a hat trick after scoring the brace in the first ten minutes of the second half from a penalty.

The match is not an A side match and will not affect the rankings of both teams.

RP team line-up: (4-4-2) Sacapano; David Basa(RB), Rob Gier and Anton del Rosario (CBs), Jerry Barbaso(LB); James Younghusband(RM), Jason de Jong and Roel Gener (CMs), Chieffy Caligdong(LM); Aly Borromeo and Ian Araneta (FWs)

Subs: Phil Younghusband for Jerry Barbaso, others unknown

Hong Kong U-23 squad: Yehong Hui, Chen Weihao, Lai Wenfei, Diting Feng, Li Zhihao, Xu Shuai, Bairon Ze, Lo Kwan Yee, Ju Ying Chi, Chen, Chao Pengfei

Goals: Xu Shuai, Chen, Phil Younghusband(penalty), Phil Younghusband, Lo Kwan Yee, Ju GHK

Basketball Retardation

RETARDED TALAGA!

Ganito sila karetarded.

Mula Luzon, Visayas hanggang Mindanao ang mga pandak na pinoy na may average height na 5'4 ay nag babasketball. Mula sa umaga hanggang gabi, sanggol hanggang sa hukay basketball ang kanilang buhay. May mga putangina pa nga na nag claim na ang basketball ay nasa dugo ng pinoy, at ito ay ang national sport ng bansa.

AH TALAGA? EH DI BAKET WALA PA RING PINOY NA NAKAABOT NG NBA? WALA AKONG NAKIKITANG PANDAK DOON HA! KUNG MERON MAN KAGAYA NILA MUGSY, SPUD WEBB EH MGA KANO PA RIN SILA!

Sige... sagutin mo yan, putanginang retarded ka. putangina ka inutil ka buntis ka lang ng buntis. Hala! Mambuntis ka pa sa iskwater at iwanan mo wag mo panagutan at mag crit-walk kayo ng tropa mo dyan sa kanto at pagdating ng hapon mag basketball. Putangina ka. gusto ko talaga sampalin yang mukha mo. yung sobrang lakas na tatalsik yung dugo mo sa dingding. Putangina ka talaga!

ABA - Agta Basketball Association

Pinagtatawanan na nga lang tayo ng buong mundo nyan eh. Biruin mo lampasuhin tayo ng Middle Eastern teams sa basketball... eh wala naman talaga silang pake alam sa laro na yan. Kelan lang sila nag simula sa basketball program nila? 5 years ago sila ang nilalampaso natin... kaya masasabi natin na 10 years pa lang ang basketball program nila at tingnan mo ngayon kung nasaan kaagad sila. Nakapasok na sila sa FIBA worlds, may NBA player na sila. tayo na mula pa 1960's nagbabasketball na, wala pa rin ipapakita. Diddly squat! Yan lang! Tae at imburnal! Kagaya ng bansa nating binabaha, mahirap, matrapik, mainit, mabaho, maraming puki... walang mararating! Lahat ng ito dahil sa putanginang basketball na yan!

PUTANGINA NINYO! MGA AMOY BAKTOL!

For your information ARNIS ang national sport ng Pilipinas. Arnis na hindi pinapansin dahil sa kabaliwan sa basketball. at previously ang national sport ay SIPA, Pero wala rin tayong mapapakita dyan dahil nilalampaso tayo ng Indonesia. Dahil sa kabaliwan sa basketball na yan! PUTANGINA TALAGA MGA NOGNOG. PILIPINAS DA EGOYS OF SOUTH EAST ASIA!

Nilalampaso tayo dahil sa ating kapabayaan. Pati nga YOYO nadugas na sa atin dahil sa kapabayaan natin. at pati yang Spratlys malapit na rin mawala sa atin dahil na nga sa kapabayaan. Kailangan ko pa ba kayo iremind tungkol sa Sabah?

This is how pygmies do it.

Tingnan nyo nga mga kapitbahay natin walang pake sa basketball. Nag paparticipate din sila para lang mapasaya ang Pilipinas. Paano naman pag SEA games dyan na lang tayo nag dodominate, tapos di pa sila sasali? Wawa naman tayo diba? Kaya sige magpapadala sila ng basketball player na walang praktis, walang sapatos, walang skills para lang may representation sila. At para naman may ipagmalaki ang mga Pinoy na may naipanalo na sila diba? Habang nagkakanda gago tayo sa basketball, sila naman busy sa pagkolekta ng medalya sa ibang sports kagaya ng badminton (oo may gold ang Indonesia dyan), athletics, swimming, shooting, football, sepak takraw, atbp. habang tuwang tuwa mga NOGNOG, mga AGTA, na mag feeling kano busy sila mag improve sa ibang sports.

Ngayon nasaan na ang Pilipinas? Hanggang ngayon wala pa ring medalya sa olympics. Kelan pa kaya? Huwag na lang umasa pa at ang Pilipinas na SICK MAN OF ASIA ay hindi na makaka recover. Hanggang dyan na lang yang mga yan. Kaya sige... mga putangina kayo. Magbasketball lang kayo. At sana mabura na ang lahi nyo sa mundo. Hindi naman kayo kawalan eh.

PWEH!

De Jong to play in tonights match.

Jason De Jong has arrived in Taiwan and will be playing in tonights match against Hong Kong Under 23.

Friendly - Philippines vs Hong Kong stopped due to heavy rains

The International Friendly match between the Philippines and Hong Kong has been cancelled due to heavy rain. The pitch was flooded and referees were forced to postpone the game 14 minutes through the first half.

The match will resume tommorow 9 October 2010 at 5PM. You can follow the match on http://www.futbol24.com/Live/.

If any of you bastards have any links of live streaming websites that show international friendlies, please share with us here on The Sick Man of Asia.

Now Fuck Off!

Bakit ang Pinoy mahilig sa basketball kahit na ang basketball naman walang hilig sa Pinoy?

pandak. ano pa ba masasabi ko?

PWEH!

gising pinoy gising! walang kayong mararating sa basketball. lahat na lang ginawa na ninyo para lang magwagi sa basketball. let me count the ways:

1. hired an american coach

- resulta? nothing.

2. send an all professional line up

- resulta? wala pa rin.

3. send half of a champion team in the PBA, mix them up with some of the best players in the league at the time like Alvin Patrimonio, Johnny Abbarientos and a couple of amature standouts.

- result? olats. shempre. ano pa ba?

4. hire fil-ams

- result? konting improvement, made them a bit more competetive pero pandak pa rin compared sa mga chinese.

5. train for 2 years, send big men to big mens training camp in the US, as well as watch a Phoenix Suns game para kopyahin yung style nila

- result? olats. nagulat pa sa mga middle eastern teams na naturally malalaki at bulky. two years before nilalampaso lang ng Pinas, ngayon pinagtatawanan na ang Pinas. baket kaya? kasi MALALAKI!


NAGTATAKA PA KAYO! ang basketball laro para sa mga matatangkad yan. pinaghandaan nila Korea, China hahahahaha nakalimutan ang middle eastern teams kagaya ng Iran, Lebanon, at Jordan. yan ang hirap sa mga pinoy eh. akala mo ang gagaling saksakan pa ng yabang.


at ang Pilipinas tumatanggap lang ng import na below 6'5. hahaha! nagsisinungaling nga ang ibang imports na gawin silang 2 inches taller para lang maging attractive sa mga teams na aapplyan nila... tapos ang pinas gusto nila below 6'5 lang? PANDAK TALAGA. EWAN KO BA KUNG BAKET ANG HILIG HILIG SA BASKETBALL. PUTANGINA.

makiusap kayo sa FIBA na magkaroon naman ng World Basketball Championships for 6'5 and below. hahahaha! Yan sigurado panalo pinoy dyan!

PWEH!

Pygmies cant dunk.

I cant reach it

The RP Smart Gilas basketball team will meet Saudi Arabia in the first round. The Philippines is not seeded because we were not in the top 8 in the last Asian Games so we have to play a sudden death match with Saudi Arabia. Yup... we lose, its goodbye.

You and I both know they will lose. Cause B-ball aint for pygmies.

See ya!