The Sick Man of Asia

The Philippines tops the group in the first day of the AFC Suzuki Cup Qualifiers with 3 points after beating Timor Leste 5 - 0. Later in the day Cambodia and Laos wasted opportunities as they end with a draw. Ian Araneta finished with a hat trick, Phil Younghusband scored from the penalty spot and Anton Del Rosario gets his second goal for his country on a header from a James Younghusband free-kick.

Dinuguan Sa unang tingin pa lang ng pagkain natin bumabaligtad caagad ang sikmura kung hindi ka sanay o kung hindi ka Filipino. May nakita na akong foreigner na nagsuka ng panoorin kung papaano kainin ng Pinoy ang balut. Dinugaan na parang pagkain na galing talaga sa sementeryo! At minsan ito din kinakain ng mga Pinoy sa sementeryo tuwing Araw ng mga Patay! Burat kasi hilig ng Pinoy na parang mga taong-unggoy talaga. Ang mga Pinoy ay mga taong hindi marunong madiri sa pagkain. Pero pagdating sa babae mashadong mapili - mga reject na mukhang katulong na babae na mga mukhang bungo na may buhok ay ayaw kantutin ng mga kalalakihang Pinoy.  Mga kano ang pumupulot sa mga yan. Ayaw ng mga foreigners yung mga pagkain natin kagaya ng dinuguan dahil daw dugo at atay ito! Kadiri daw! Pero gusto nila ng Filipina na parang toothpick at maraming pilegis sa katawan! SANA SI SATANAS ANG MAKILALA NG MGA YAN AT DALHIN SILA SA IMPYERNO! Ayaw ng mga foreigners ng lechon dahil nadidiri sila m

http://www.fifa.com/worldfootball/ranking/lastranking/gender=m/fullranking.html#confederation=0&rank=197 The Philippines jump 13 places and is now breathing down the necks of shite countries Malaysia (banana boys country), Tajikistan (Poor country), Maldives (Little island full of monkeys).                                                      Monkey Style - Cambodia Star Player The Philippines (country with smiling-dog president) expect to improve their ranking further as they are to meet Timor Leste (dumb cunts), Cambodia (try hard loser country, cant beat the Philippines this past 5 years), Laos (smelly people).                                                            Monkey Team - East Timor This writer hopes to see the Philippines beat Timor-Leste by more than 5 goals. Such a try hard country the only way they know how to qualify for the tournament proper is by hiring Brazilians. Yup! They have just naturalized 2 Brazilians playing in Australia's shite A-League

Ian Araneta (23) completes a hat trick as the Philippines end the tournament with a bang! Oh yeah! Emilio Caligdong scores the Philippines first goal in the 6th minute of the 1st half. James Younghusband also contribute one goal! ESPN SoccerNews in the US mention James Younghusband's name a couple of times as the result was featured in their Asian Soccer News segment. Awesome!

The Philippines thank their lucky stars as they walk away with a draw vs Taiwan after trailing for 41 minutes. They equalize on injury time. This writer is still wiping tears from his eyes. And nearly fell off his seat. Ian Araneta scores the equalizer in the 90th minute. Phil Younghusband header from a set piece hits the post and a mad scamble inside the pitch ensues when it finds the magical boots of Ian Araneta, who wasted no time in whacking the ball in the goal.

The Philippines lost yesterday to the Hong Kong U23 squad 4-2. The loss was a bit baffling because the Philippines had an 85% possession in the game and had more shots on goal. Hong Kong proved to be more clinical finishers by scoring 2 goals before HT, and 2 more in the last 15 minutes of the match. Phil Younghusband had a chance to give the lead to the Philippines when he found himself 1-1 with the keeper, but his chip shot was sweeped off by a defender. Had he scored he would have had a hat trick after scoring the brace in the first ten minutes of the second half from a penalty. The match is not an A side match and will not affect the rankings of both teams. RP team line-up: (4-4-2) Sacapano; David Basa(RB), Rob Gier and Anton del Rosario (CBs), Jerry Barbaso(LB); James Younghusband(RM), Jason de Jong and Roel Gener (CMs), Chieffy Caligdong(LM); Aly Borromeo and Ian Araneta (FWs) Subs: Phil Younghusband for Jerry Barbaso, others unknown Hong Kong U-23 squad: Yehong Hui, Chen

RETARDED TALAGA! Ganito sila karetarded. Mula Luzon, Visayas hanggang Mindanao ang mga pandak na pinoy na may average height na 5'4 ay nag babasketball. Mula sa umaga hanggang gabi, sanggol hanggang sa hukay basketball ang kanilang buhay. May mga putangina pa nga na nag claim na ang basketball ay nasa dugo ng pinoy, at ito ay ang national sport ng bansa. AH TALAGA? EH DI BAKET WALA PA RING PINOY NA NAKAABOT NG NBA? WALA AKONG NAKIKITANG PANDAK DOON HA! KUNG MERON MAN KAGAYA NILA MUGSY, SPUD WEBB EH MGA KANO PA RIN SILA! Sige... sagutin mo yan, putanginang retarded ka. putangina ka inutil ka buntis ka lang ng buntis. Hala! Mambuntis ka pa sa iskwater at iwanan mo wag mo panagutan at mag crit-walk kayo ng tropa mo dyan sa kanto at pagdating ng hapon mag basketball. Putangina ka. gusto ko talaga sampalin yang mukha mo. yung sobrang lakas na tatalsik yung dugo mo sa dingding. Putangina ka talaga! ABA - Agta Basketball Association Pinagtatawanan na nga

Jason De Jong has arrived in Taiwan and will be playing in tonights match against Hong Kong Under 23.

The International Friendly match between the Philippines and Hong Kong has been cancelled due to heavy rain. The pitch was flooded and referees were forced to postpone the game 14 minutes through the first half. The match will resume tommorow 9 October 2010 at 5PM. You can follow the match on http://www.futbol24.com/Live/ . If any of you bastards have any links of live streaming websites that show international friendlies, please share with us here on The Sick Man of Asia. Now Fuck Off!

pandak. ano pa ba masasabi ko? PWEH! gising pinoy gising! walang kayong mararating sa basketball. lahat na lang ginawa na ninyo para lang magwagi sa basketball. let me count the ways: 1. hired an american coach - resulta? nothing. 2. send an all professional line up - resulta? wala pa rin. 3. send half of a champion team in the PBA, mix them up with some of the best players in the league at the time like Alvin Patrimonio, Johnny Abbarientos and a couple of amature standouts. - result? olats. shempre. ano pa ba? 4. hire fil-ams - result? konting improvement, made them a bit more competetive pero pandak pa rin compared sa mga chinese. 5. train for 2 years, send big men to big mens training camp in the US, as well as watch a Phoenix Suns game para kopyahin yung style nila - result? olats. nagulat pa sa mga middle eastern teams na naturally malalaki at bulky. two years before nilalampaso lang ng Pinas, ngayon pinagtatawanan na ang Pinas. baket kaya? kasi MALALAKI!

The RP Smart Gilas basketball team will meet Saudi Arabia in the first round. The Philippines is not seeded because we were not in the top 8 in the last Asian Games so we have to play a sudden death match with Saudi Arabia. Yup... we lose, its goodbye. You and I both know they will lose. Cause B-ball aint for pygmies. See ya!